Reusable Headlines
To make reporting easier
1 min readNov 13, 2017
Powerful Man Fails to Keep Dick In Pants
Trump Tweets Drivel, World Reacts
This Week’s Mass Shooting: <INSERT PLACE>
Middle East Somehow Becomes Even More Fucked
Even More Evidence The World Is Warming Because Of Human Activity
Governing Party Blames Opposition for <SOMETHING BAD>, Opposition Blames Government
Company That Should Be Paying Lots of Tax Isn’t
It’s All Poor People’s Fault
<Famine/Drought/Conflict> In Africa
U.N. Once Again Shows It Has No Teeth
Oppressed People Rightly Angry About Being Oppressed
One Sporting Team Wins, The Other Loses
Famous Person Dies, Like All People Do
Lots of Drugs Seized Yet War Continues
It’s Going To Be A <Hot/Cold> <Summer/Autumn/Winter/Spring>
People Fleeing Persecution Persecuted In New Home
Matt Querzoli wrote this. He is not a journalist, nor a life hacker.