Reusable Headlines

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Powerful Man Fails to Keep Dick In Pants

Trump Tweets Drivel, World Reacts

This Week’s Mass Shooting: <INSERT PLACE>

Middle East Somehow Becomes Even More Fucked

Even More Evidence The World Is Warming Because Of Human Activity

Governing Party Blames Opposition for <SOMETHING BAD>, Opposition Blames Government

Company That Should Be Paying Lots of Tax Isn’t

It’s All Poor People’s Fault

<Famine/Drought/Conflict> In Africa

U.N. Once Again Shows It Has No Teeth

Oppressed People Rightly Angry About Being Oppressed

One Sporting Team Wins, The Other Loses

Famous Person Dies, Like All People Do

Lots of Drugs Seized Yet War Continues

It’s Going To Be A <Hot/Cold> <Summer/Autumn/Winter/Spring>

People Fleeing Persecution Persecuted In New Home

Matt Querzoli wrote this. He is not a journalist, nor a life hacker.