I often then somehow slice myself on the discarded packaging.

…ackaging off, it still won’t break apart, so you have to cut off another side or another TWO sides. When you finally peal the plastic back and get the thing open, the contents spill out onto the floor and there is no place left to hold the items you don’t use.
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Matthew Querzoli
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Jul 25, 2019
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I often then somehow slice myself on the discarded packaging. I suspect upon being opened it transforms into a scalpel.
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